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Word Nerd Wearables

Some people collect stamps. I collect grammar T-shirts.

This page is a shrine to my love of punctuation jokes, serial commas, and linguistic chaos. None of these are sponsored; they’re just too good not to share.

(Click a shirt to view it on Amazon. Or don’t. I’m not here to sell you socks that say “Oxford Forever” — but I will respect you more if you wear them.)

Blue t-shirt with small white text: “and”

Just “and.” Because the Oxford comma deserves its own shirt—and it got one.

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Retro-style red t-shirt with a large oxford comma graphic and the text "Team Oxford Comma"

You’ve picked a side—Team Oxford Comma forever. Don’t just fight for grammar. Wear the uniform.

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Black t-shirt with white text that says “Comma, Oxford Comma, and Full Stop.”

For those who prefer their punctuation shaken, not stirred.

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Green shirt with white block text mocking the “I before E” rule using increasingly absurd exceptions.

The classic rule—shattered with style. For grammar rebels who know exceptions better than the rule itself.

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Blue shirt with a dinosaur graphic and the sentence “Let’s eat kids. Let’s eat, kids.” followed by “Punctuation saves lives.”

This shirt saves lives. Full stop. Perfect for teachers, editors, and anyone who’s ever gasped at a missing comma.

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White t-shirt printed with the phrase “Survived the Punctuation Coup—Em Dashes Tried to Take Over.” The text is centered on the chest in black serif type.

Some battles leave no scars—just better punctuation. This one’s for every editor who lived through the Great Em-Dash Uprising of 2025. (Private Collection only. Not for sale.)

A red short-sleeved t-shirt with black lettering that reads: “Commas Tried Appeasement. Periods Held The Line.” The shirt references grammar humor and mimics the style of Star Trek “redshirt” jokes.

Private Collection. Not for sale.
For those who survived the Great Punctuation Coup—when commas and periods reclaimed control. 

Bright yellow t-shirt with the phrase “i’m silently correcting your grammar” edited with red proofreading marks.

Finally—a shirt that speaks your inner monologue. This bold gold tee corrects “i’m silently correcting your grammar” with classic red editing marks. It’s the perfect passive-aggressive wardrobe choice for editors, teachers, or anyone who can’t ignore a rogue lowercase “i.”

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Navy shirt with the phrase “LOST ART” styled to resemble a sentence diagram, referencing the nearly forgotten skill of sentence diagramming.

Sentence diagramming –remember that? If you do, this shirt’s for you. With a crossbar turned diagram line, it salutes one of the most exacting, satisfying grammar skills ever taught … and abandoned. Show off your syntax chops (or just confuse the TikTok generation).

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Dark gray t-shirt with the phrase “Never date an apostrophe. They’re possessive,” using grammar humor to spoof dating advice.

Apostrophes: they cling, they control, they’ll never let go. This shirt delivers classic punctuation humor with just enough side-eye to make your ex wince. Ideal for grammar lovers, copyeditors, or anyone who’s been corrected and ghosted.

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